Why the Sports Fan and the Comic Geek are the Same Guy

Like many, I keep a foot in both of these arenas. I'm not 100% into either. As far as sports go, I'm full on into football. Well, NFL football. I don't care about college, arena leagues or semi-pro crap. I play fantasy, and despite my one championship, I make the playoffs about 40% of the time. I like hockey, but I'm not a die hard fan. I watch a game here and there, and I love the playoffs. Baseball, basketball and soccer can all go fuck themselves. When it comes to comic books, I don't read them. I've written a few that you've never heard of. I like the movies and cartoons made from comics. I enjoy walking through a comicon and seeing all of the artwork and the craziness. I rarely buy anything.

Many of you, though, decide to join one team and ridicule the other. Sports fans look at comic geeks as losers who look at kids' shit. Comic geeks look at sports fans as jocks who need to grow up. Guess what? You're both right, but you need to realize that you aren't really that different.

Podcast: Ain't Dead Yet (2011-2012, Abnormal Entertainment)

David Hayes and Kevin Moyers discuss their trials and tribulations while chasing their dreams in this podcast from Abnormal Entertainment.

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Movie: Predatory Instinct (2011, Brain Damage Films)

Sound Department
Actor as Leon

Three young adults meet a charismatic stranger at closing time of the bar where they work. They accept an invitation to join a gathering he is attending with some friends in a secluded desert house. At first charmed by their interesting hosts, a violent encounter changes the tone of their evening, and the group begins to realize that all is not as it seems with their new acquaintances. Faced now with a decision to either wait out the morning or plot an escape, they contend not only with the ambiguous true nature of their hosts, but also strange humanoid creatures roaming the desert who may pose a threat to all involved.

Movie: Back Woods 2

as Elmer Beefbilly, Tranny Nun and Captain Apathy

More than a decade after the original cult hit, Back Woods 2 sees the demise of Luther through cannibalism, and brothers Elmer and Cecil Beefbilly go on a murderous rampage brought about by the spirit of Luther's mama. The original has been a cult hit that is bootlegged around the world. The sequel adds several characters and a ton of humor to an already crazy franchise.

Stand-Up Comedy: Miserable Bastard

Recorded July 26, 2008 at Space 55 in Phoenix, AZ
Released September 2, 2008

My first stand-up comedy CD was recorded at one of my favorite independent theaters in the Phoenix area. I talk about fast food, relationships, lady parts, cremation, holidays, NASCAR, an odd place to put things and some other stuff. All proceeds go directly to me, so that's pretty cool.

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Comic Book: Serial

Issue #1 Artwork: Pogo the Clown (John Wayne Gacy) crayon sketch
Issue #2 Writing: Lizzie Borden segment
Issue #3 Writing: BTK segment

Serial is about exactly what you might think. Each issue is an anthology based on real life serial killers, mass murderers and other legendary killers. Each issue has a theme. One story is short, the next is a little longer and the feature story is the majority of each book. In the first issue, I drew a crayon sketch of John Wayne Gacy's birthday party alter ego, Pogo the Clown. In the scond issue, I wrote a short about Lizzie Borden that intertwines the famous nursery rhyme with the facts of the police report. In the end, I'm not convinced that Lizzie is our killer. For the proposed third issue, I'll be writing a feature segment on the BTK Killer, Dennis Rader.

Short Film: Love Tard

as The Tard

Release Date: August 21, 2009
Starring Kevin Moyers, David C. Hayes

I really don't know what to say about this, except that it's the result of minutes of hard work. When you mash a bad short that I wrote with clips from a bad movie that David C. Hayes was in, you somehow end up with over a minute and a half of sheer brilliance. Just watch it below, and you'll completely understand.

Movie: Oranges: Revenge of the Eggplant

as Jake (voice)

Release Date: May 29, 2004
Directed by Mike Stoklasa
Written by Rich Evans and Mike Stoklasa
Starring Rich Evans, Mike Stoklasa, David C. Hayes, Jeff Dolniak

Professor Sunkist deals with racism (apples vs. oranges), romantic issues, and eventually zombies in this groundbreaking film starring puppeted fruit. Jake is a stoner troublemaker orange who wants revenge on Erik over an embarrassing prank.

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Movie: Return to Yucca Flats: Desert Man Beast

as Teenage Ghoul

Release Date: April 11, 2011

Directed by Leon Cowan
Written by No One in Particular
Starring David C. Hayes, Jeff Dolniak, Rachel Stanley

This unofficial sequel to the Tor Johnson cult classic The Beast of Yucca Flats takes us into the desert of Arizona to meet with a new fiend, the Desert Man Beast. As the Desert Man Beast goes on a rampage of destruction, the Teenage Ghoul traces his path, excitedly enjoying the mayhem.

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Book: Brain Farts (2009, Unleashed Publications)

Written by Kevin Moyers

Kevin Moyers works through personal issues, shares his Presidential platform, comments on societal norms, and even wonders what Jesus Christ's death row interview would be like in this collection of comedic essays.

Essay Collection/Comedy - 122 pages - Teen to Adult

OUT OF PRINT